Nirvana - Floyd The Barber Lyrics

Nirvana Lyrics

"Floyd The Barber"

Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

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Thanks to Harry, Tom Eaton for correcting these lyrics.

Writer(s): Kurt Cobain

album: "Bleach" (1989)

box set: "With The Lights Out" (2004)

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Polly (Solo Acoustic)

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Dive (Demo)

They Hung Him On A Cross

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Sliver (Solo Acoustic Demo)

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