"Disclaimer" lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome to the disclaimer!
That's right, the disclaimer!

This American apple pie institution
Known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics that might actually make you think,
And will also insult your intelligence at the same time!

So protect your family!
This album contains explicit depictions
Of things which are real!
These real things are commonly known as life!
So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously!
If it sounds dangerous,
Do not try this at home, or at all!
And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.