"Suitcase Full Of Cash" lyrics

(We just stopped a red G Wagon driving northbound on the wrong side of the 101
Carrying fourteen suitcases full of fake unmarked dollar bills)

Bring in those suitcases full of cash
Keep 'em coming

You can save what you wanna
So much, it still feels unreal, what a waste
You spend what you gotta
Call the devil, he can put your deal in place

Take more till you're bloated
Too much till your bank account gets dumped
Check signed, duly noted
Deep pockets but you're still a chump, don't front

We don't care what you earn
Take your money, let it burn
Laugh it off, what a joke
Watch it burning up in smoke
In a ditch, in your moat
In your castle all alone
If you're rich or you're broke
We don't care how much you own

(The suspects now passing out Monopoly money on the off ramp)

Empty out your suitcase
Stack it up till it won't shut and it breaks
Tie it up with a shoelace
Fill it up like a piggy bank, don't wait

You can keep what you needed
But how bad do you need that stuff? Don't bluff
I don't think that you cheated
But it's funny 'cause it still don't all add up

We don't care what you earn
Take your money, let it burn
Laugh it off, what a joke
Watch it burning up in smoke
In a ditch, in your moat
In your castle all alone
If you're rich or you're broke
We don't care how much you own

(Take that suitcase full of cash and burn it)

Whatchu saving for?
And what are you becoming?
Some people are so poor
That all they have is money
People sleeping on the floor can be happier with nothing
Some people are so poor
That all they have is money

We don't care what you earn
Take your money, let it burn
Laugh it off, what a joke
Watch it burning up in smoke
In a ditch, in your moat
In your castle all alone
If you're rich or you're broke
We don't care how much you own