"Quarter Life Crisis" lyrics

Sitting in my sweat pants
Eating cheap chinese
Watching netflix
On my hand me down couch
Thinking back to the 18 year old me
Man, she thought she had it figured out
(Nope)
Go to college
Get a good degree
Be a millionaire by twenty three
But I'm rentin', spending more than I get
Oh well, I'll fix it with a road trip

Cause hey
All I got figured out
Is ain't nobody got it figured out
Caught in between where I wanna be
And where I am right now
Real's a little bit too real
I wonder how it's gonna feel
On the other side
Of this quarter life crisis of mine

Mom and daddy bought a new r.v
I think they're going middle-aged crazy
Gram and grandad buzzin' through their golden years
Droppin' one more olive in their martinis
Hey I'm ok with growin' older
But what's up with this growin' up?
I'm livin', spinning my wheels around
Feelin nothing but stuck

Cause hey
All I got figured out
Is ain't nobody got it figured out
Caught in between where I wanna be
And where I am right now
Real's a little bit too real
I wonder how it's gonna feel
On the other side
Of this quarter life crisis of mine

Twenty one, having too much fun
Yeah, twenty two, you sure miss twenty one
Twenty three, nobody likes you anyway
Twenty four, can't drink like your college days
And twenty five, what am I doing with my life?

Cause hey
All I got figured out
Is ain't nobody got it figured out
Caught in between where I wanna be
And where I am right now
Real's a little bit too real
I wonder how it's gonna feel
On the other side
Of this quarter life crisis of mine

Woah
This crisis of mine
Woah
It's a little too real
Yeah what's the deal?
I wanna get on the other side
Of this quarter life crisis of mine