"Brainspiller" lyrics

Channel X
Channel X
Channel X
Channel X - the best in family entertainment

The notorious Brainspiller was today captured
After a four hour showdown with police
Leaving twenty-seven police officers and all nineteen hostages
Dead

Not just another story, not just another filler
Not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer
Not just another story, not just another filler
For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Not just another story, not just another filler
Not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer
Not just another story, not just another filler
For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Channel X is proud to present
Channel X is proud to present

As it breaks we bring it to you
Live and exclusive, no excuses, for missing
The show of the century
Public enemy number one guaranteed
Public enemy number one, yes indeed
Know what you want, know what you need, channel
Know what you want, know what you need, X
Know what you want, know what you need, channel
Know what you want, know what you need, X

Not just another story, not just another filler
Not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer
Not just another story, not just another filler
For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Brainspiller!
Brainspiller!
Brainspiller!
Brainspiller!

Channel X is proud to present
Channel X is proud to present

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
For one night and one night only
The one and only, the man of the moment
The man who puts the K into killer

Know what you want, know what you need, channel
Know what you want, know what you need, X
Know what you want, know what you need, channel
Know what you want, know what you need, X

Not just another story, not just another filler
Not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer
Not just another story, not just another filler
For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Not just another story, not just another filler
Not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer
Not just another story, not just another filler
For all the little boys and girls

Brain... Spiller!

Dial 1... for live executions
For live executions

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Sponsored by Budweiser and Pepsi Cola

Nobody home again
Nobody home again
Nobody home again
Nobody home again
Nobody home!

Prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved
Prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved
Nobody home, nobody home again
Nobody home, nobody home again
Nobody home, nobody home again
Nobody home, nobody home again

Channel X - the best in family entertainment
Channel X - the best in family entertainment

Nobody home, nobody home again
Nobody home, nobody home again
Nobody home, nobody home again
Nobody home!

Brain Spiller has left the building