"Hungry" lyrics

I'm bored of all your bollocks
(Please stop eating all my groceries)
I really can't stand shopping
(All that food costs a lot of money)
Who ate all of the chocolate?
(And they didn't leave any for me)
I need to do my laundry
(Or I'll be home and I'll be all smelly)

But, I'm hungry

I'll tell you it's my birthday
(Take me out to dinner for two)
It's really in January
(More for me and none for you)
You never take me out
(Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?)
Have no idea what that's about
(Can't you see there's nothing wrong with me?)

I'm just hungry

I'm not exaggerating
I'm really fucking starving
Please order me some food
Or I'll start eating you

I'm just hungry
Really hungry

Oh, I say! I'm a little bit peckish darling!