"Lunch And Jazz Chords" lyrics

If only it was all lunch and jazz chords
Lately, I've been your fool
Skiffle and gruel
I said open your arms
Let in somebody new
You always liked those songs
That are so close to falling apart

If only with all harps and oysters
I keep being your fool
The kind you should lose
I said open your arms
Let in somebody new
You always liked those songs
That take you right back to the...

Crash go the plates
All the band are late
The dog is in the kitchen
Chewing fillet steaks
And smoke has filled the room

I'm your bakers dozen
Pull me out the oven
The six string banjo's cheating
Seven days are nothing
How could I forget you?

Lalala...