"Thank You, New Jersey" lyrics

Jersey people really don't care about what you're saying
They just wanna mind their business they continue with their day
And I think honestly they may be on to something
When they live their life that way
(They might be onto something, think they might be onto somethin)
And maybe other people got the wrong idea
Always wanna be the center of the earth
But don't you know Pangea started driftin'
When the plate tectonics shifted
I think you should do the same!
(I just wanna say)

Thank you, New Jersey
Run my self esteem into the ground
I'm feelin' up, you always bring me down
You bring me down to Earth!
You bring me down to Earth!

Carolina weather feels so nice upon your skin
But really being anywhere except New Jersey is a sin
Because the way you only got yourself
It's how you teach somebody how to live
Sure this party's spaced out in the South Atlantic Sea
But wouldn't you wanna be sittin' on a beach right next to me
Where you can't even move a muscle
Cause you'd be on someone else's property

I'm on an island alone with my conscious
There's no place that I'd rather be
The chatter I hear is just noise in the wind
And it really don't matter
Ah! whatever

Thank you, New Jersey
Run my self esteem into the ground
I'm feelin' up, you always bring me down
You bring me down to Earth!
You bring me down to Earth!