"Rent-A-Hoe" lyrics
Unmei nante ienai
Ato nan senchi chikazukeba iin darou
Kimi ga ii to ienai mama mitsumeteru ushirosugata
(Ayy, ayy)
Man I was so lonely until I found Rent-A-Hoe
We didn't even talk and she already taking off her clothes
Big tiddie Chizuru my type, you already know
Came in my pants but she still wanna get it though
Uh, first we on a date, now she's sucking on my dick
In a hotel so I think I'm boutta hit
Four hoes all around me but I act like a bitch
See Mami in my sight so I think I'm boutta dip
Paid for a hoe her name was Ruka
Pussy was so good I transcend like Buddha
Giving me the gawk said it tasted like gouda
Mami like a snake so I call that bitch Medusa
Used to jerk off everyday but now I'm fucking cuties
She got high reviews I'm pretty sure her name was Sumi
She a little shy so you know I nutted on her booty
She a redhead like that dude from Ratatouille, ayy
All these hoes want me
Got a small dick but she still give me sloppy
I'm going in
Please do not stop me
Don't pay for her service now this bitch soundin' like "nani?"
She act so dumb on my dick she retarded
That bitch ain't yo' girl, man I saw her on the market
I don't stop at four, bitch I'm just getting started
My dick is so hard just like parallel parking
Cannot get a girlfriend, that's why I buy one
Watching porn everyday with stepmoms, stepsons
Jerking my cock, yeah it's like a spray gun
I just want a hoe so I can clap those thicc buns
Rubbing my penis this porno is gas
I got lotion and lube yeah my dick's smooth as glass
I can't focus at all I'm just failing math class
Will you please date me so I can clap that fat ass
I take L's, can't get you
Never getting W's
Permanent virgins in the crew
I smack those cheeks like I know Kung Fu
Rented a chick, her ass so thicc
Nutted in a sec I cum so quick
I got no drip, watch E-girls on Twitch
Lunch at KFC I get chicken strips
Cooking up these beats like that titan did with Armin
Using all these hoes bitch I feel like I'm farming
Want to lick her feet and this hoe she told me "pardon?"
Tongue on her toes, bitch I just fucking farted
Take her on a date now were eating some curry
Next thing you know, she's on fours like a furry
People nearby, so she told me to hurry
Finished on her face, look like a McFlurry, ayy
Shoutout to my homie named Kazuya
My guy so useless like Sakura
Your girl flat-chested like Kaguya
Now this hoe moanin' like "ayaya!"
Ato nan senchi chikazukeba iin darou
Kimi ga ii to ienai mama mitsumeteru ushirosugata
(Ayy, ayy)
Man I was so lonely until I found Rent-A-Hoe
We didn't even talk and she already taking off her clothes
Big tiddie Chizuru my type, you already know
Came in my pants but she still wanna get it though
Uh, first we on a date, now she's sucking on my dick
In a hotel so I think I'm boutta hit
Four hoes all around me but I act like a bitch
See Mami in my sight so I think I'm boutta dip
Paid for a hoe her name was Ruka
Pussy was so good I transcend like Buddha
Giving me the gawk said it tasted like gouda
Mami like a snake so I call that bitch Medusa
Used to jerk off everyday but now I'm fucking cuties
She got high reviews I'm pretty sure her name was Sumi
She a little shy so you know I nutted on her booty
She a redhead like that dude from Ratatouille, ayy
All these hoes want me
Got a small dick but she still give me sloppy
I'm going in
Please do not stop me
Don't pay for her service now this bitch soundin' like "nani?"
She act so dumb on my dick she retarded
That bitch ain't yo' girl, man I saw her on the market
I don't stop at four, bitch I'm just getting started
My dick is so hard just like parallel parking
Cannot get a girlfriend, that's why I buy one
Watching porn everyday with stepmoms, stepsons
Jerking my cock, yeah it's like a spray gun
I just want a hoe so I can clap those thicc buns
Rubbing my penis this porno is gas
I got lotion and lube yeah my dick's smooth as glass
I can't focus at all I'm just failing math class
Will you please date me so I can clap that fat ass
I take L's, can't get you
Never getting W's
Permanent virgins in the crew
I smack those cheeks like I know Kung Fu
Rented a chick, her ass so thicc
Nutted in a sec I cum so quick
I got no drip, watch E-girls on Twitch
Lunch at KFC I get chicken strips
Cooking up these beats like that titan did with Armin
Using all these hoes bitch I feel like I'm farming
Want to lick her feet and this hoe she told me "pardon?"
Tongue on her toes, bitch I just fucking farted
Take her on a date now were eating some curry
Next thing you know, she's on fours like a furry
People nearby, so she told me to hurry
Finished on her face, look like a McFlurry, ayy
Shoutout to my homie named Kazuya
My guy so useless like Sakura
Your girl flat-chested like Kaguya
Now this hoe moanin' like "ayaya!"
Writer(s): Dorian Zhou
