"Shitsmell Jack" lyrics

A sailor so bold
His dirty tale is told
'Bout his romantic affair
With his pants

He stumbles on deck
Almost broke his neck
Always in trouble
Never really planned

From port to port
Sails the seven seas
Keep causing mess
And spread disease
His pockets empty
His liver worn
Being so rare like a unicorn

He is a legend of the sea
Shitsmell Jack
As reek as he can be
Drinks all your favorite rum
Sings all shanties off key

Shitsmell Jack
As drunk as he can be
Yet lying on the floor
Does the same thing again
He shits in the pants tonight
Wipe your ass
And say goodbye

A sailor so fine
Always short on wine
Lost his old, leaky ship on card

Never has a dime
Stealing food from swine
Sleeps among them in the barn

From pub to pub
Roams all night long
He stinks and
The shitsmell is so strong

He is a legend of the sea
Shitsmell Jack
As reek as he can be
Drinks all your favorite rum
Sings all shanties off key

Shitsmell Jack
As drunk as he can be
Yet lying on the floor
Does the same thing again
He shits in the pants tonight
Wipe your ass
And say goodbye

Shitsmell Jack
As reek as he can be
Drinks all your favorite rum
Sings all shanties off key

Shitsmell Jack
As drunk as he can be
Yet lying on the floor
And turns into a banshee

Shitsmell Jack
As reek as he can be
Drinks all your favorite rum
Sings all shanties off key

Shitsmell Jack
As drunk as he can be
Yet lying on the floor
Does the same thing again
He shits in the pants tonight
Just wipe your ass
And say goodbye