"Lajitas" lyrics

There once was a boy from West Texas
He'd wake up and have lonestar for breakfast
Da da da da da
Da da da da da

Juan Pablo in Terlingua
Gets his Mushrooms up in Austin
I tell him that I'm on my way
He says well it won't be no problem
Just eat all of what I sell ya
Don't try and take 'em home
Them border patrol dogs know
Psilocybin like a bone

Y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas
I need to plant my ass
In the Rio Grande
And drink a cold one in Boquillas
The Benitos got a row boat
And he burns the best Coletus
Y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas

Sandra serves cold tequila
That holds some sacred powers
I like Sandra the most
Cause she's always serving after hours
And when I go full boracho
And I need a siesta
She takes me to her quarters
And we throw a love fiesta

Y'all can all go to hell
I am going to Lajitas
I'll be gazing at the Starlight Lounge
Bonitas señoritas
I will spend all of my dinero
On them mezcal margaritas
Y'all can all go to hell
I am going to Lajitas

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Arriba!

So if you need a great escape
Or something to break free of
Come on down to the desert town
Don't need to justify my reasons
Ah there's nothing quite like midnight
Out here in the chisos
Ah I should just shut my mouth
I should have just kept it a secret

Yeah y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas
I got an appetite
For Lone Star Light
Tortillas and carnitas
I've had enough of Dallas traffic
And the concrete underneath us
So y'all can all go to hell
I'm going to Lajitas