"College Chess Circuit" lyrics

There is hazing in the college chess circuit
And there is training in the college chess circuit
And there is doping in the college chess circuit
And there are piss tests in the college chess circuit

There are spouses in the college chess circuit
And there circle endorsements in the college chess circuits
There are jerseys in the college chess circuit
And there are fantasy leagues in the college chess circuit

[?] in the college chess circuits
And there are mascots in the college chess circuit
And there are [?] in the college chess circuit
And there are horses in the college chess circuit