"Absolutely Fabulous" lyrics

Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best, darling

Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous

Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual...

Oh, thank you, darling

And remember, I've known you longer than your daughter

Champers all right for you, Pats?

Lovely, Sweetie

Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?

Oh, whatever, Sweetie

All right, we'll finish off the beluga

Dull, soulless dance music

Bip bip bip. Bop bop bop

Dull, soulless dance music

Ride on time, ride on time. Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!

Absolutely fabulous
(That's fabulous, darling)
We're absolutely fabulous
(That's fabulous. Good)

Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling. Names, names, names!
Harper's
Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue, bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling!
Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

Absolutely fabulous
(Pump up the volume!)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Just put the needle on the record)
Absolutely fabulous
(Pump up the volume!)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)

Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong
Champers all right for you, Pats?

Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights. Bums so tight he was bouncing off the walls
Bye, Pats. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. La-La-La-Lacroix

Absolutely fabulous
(Let the music lift you up, darling!)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Dull, soulless dance music)
Absolutely fabulous
(It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, Sweetie)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)

Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong
I'm chanting as we speak (Bye, bye, darling)
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong
Sweetie!
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

It's fabulous
Good. Thank you