"slippery slope" lyrics

I'm hyped up on caffeine
You might have to tranquilize me
Hell yeah, sobriety
Watch the whole world stigmatize me
Self-fulfilling prophecy
You should read my diary, but
If you see me out don't talk to me

There's always someone stoppin' me on the street
Saying, "Hey, you got green hair"
You don't even care about who I am though
Underneath it all, used to work at mini malls
Just so I could make some songs and maybe they would sound, like

Whoa
It's a slippery slope
And I'm about to leave
Am I better off dead with a Grammy in my bed?
You could say I told you so
It's like, whoa
It's a slippery slope

Yeah, I'm just the villain and you're all just God
And now I'm runnin' through the woods naked in a thong
And that's so hot, I know it would prolly turn you on
Okay, I lived through another fuckin' day
Either way

There's always someone stoppin' me on the street
Saying, "Hey, you got green hair"
You don't even care about who I am though
Underneath it all, used to work at mini malls
Just so I could make some songs and maybe they would sound, like

Whoa
It's a slippery slope
And I'm about to leave
Am I better off dead with a Grammy in my bed?
You could say I told you so
It's like, whoa
It's a slippery slope