"Classic Masher" lyrics

Saw you coming my way, put my nose in a book
Some crap that you gave me or something that I took
Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather
He's so together oozing like I never could

I bet he's a classic masher
He toot toots when he likes the view
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're laughing at you

He's playing dumb, you're looking at clothes, straightening his hat
Mr. Shnook ho-hum, I shoulda shook his hand
I never used to feel bad, never felt so blue
Guess I never amused you

I bet he's a classic masher
He toot-toots when he likes the view
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're laughing at you

I bet he's a classic masher
He toot-toots when he likes the view
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
They talk boots while they're laughing at you