"Shalom" lyrics

I got too high at the fish-fry last night
I saw my wife drive off with the neighbor
Guess I was talking shit and politics
Reeling with my head in the vapor
In the vapor

We've fallen prey
To the oysters and champagne
Through the tyranny
We will find our end

Shalom she said and took my King
I spilled my wine, she lost her ring
We wrote a song about lovers loose
Then harmonized in the parlor room
I made us coffee, she showered slow
Nothing ever happened far as I know
We kept it kosher, we acquiesced
She spoke in Yiddish, I caught my breath

We've fallen prey
To the oysters and champagne
Through the tyranny
We will find our end

We've fallen prey
To the oysters and champagne
Through the tyranny
We will find our end