Poor Man's Poison - Christmas Beers Lyrics

Poor Man's Poison Lyrics

"Christmas Beers"

Gimme a long neck bottle of beer so I can drink
It's been a long hard day, I can hardly think
I got unwrapped gifts and burned out lights
And the stockings are empty and I'm fightin' with the wife
So give me a long neck bottle of beer so I can drink

Gimme just one good shot of that whiskey that you just bought
I just spent two hours in a Walmart parking lot
I got jack from my spot about eighteen times
I caught the flu and hepatitis from standing in line
So give me a long neck bottle of beer so I can drink

I said oooh, it's Christmas time
You can bet your ass you're gonna be the last person in line
Well the eggnog's lovely and the fruit cake's dry
My electric bill is gonna be sky high
So give me a long neck bottle of beer so I can drink

I said oooh, it's Christmas time
You can bet your ass you're gonna be the last person in line
Well the eggnog's lovely and the fruit cake's dry
My electric bill is gonna be sky high
So give me a long neck bottle of beer so I can drink

So give me a long neck bottle of beer so I can drink
So give me a long neck beer

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Writer(s): Thomas McCarthy, Dustin Medeiros, Michael Jacobs, Ryan Hakker

album: "Poor Man's Poison" (2009)

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