"I Wish I Could Ctrl+alt+del My Life" lyrics

No one told me that mono lasted past all the cold and snow
When the doctor said, "No smoking, kid"
I hope he just meant cigarettes

I always wanna go home when I'm already home

I wish that I could control-alt-delete my life
I leave an imprint of my lazy ass in the couch like every night
I just eat and sleep my days away and look through my video games
And if I don't find something good to play, I'm moving out

I just feel like my life is looking a hell of a lot like
The final scenes in Jurassic Park III
It's easy, comes easy, comes easy for me

I always wanna go home when I'm already home