"Costco Ho" lyrics

Costco ho

I'm a Costco ho, Costco ho
Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low
I'm a Costco ho, Costco ho
But a 100 guac packs, man, you already know

Lovin' on my man when he give the credit card
I don't buy small bish, only buy large
3% back black executive card
Long ass receipt when I walk through the guards
It's a hot moms winter, you know about the 'Co
You don't give a f..., get your eggs in the cold
Snacks for the kids, erryday the Superbowl
Real mothers know, man, f... a Trader Joe!

I'm a Costco ho, Costco ho
Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low
I'm a Costco ho, Costco ho
But a 100 guac packs, man, you already know

I can buy tuna, I can buy a shed
Double fisted double bag that's how I like the bread
I'ma get the shed and a sled, who I need a bed
Ooh, look my fish got wet
Check out all these ways that I can make a salad
Filling up my cart, ooh, I might need a pallet
Never buy pints, only buying gallons
Stay thick, eat big, Meghan Thee Stallion

Costco ho, Costco ho
Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low
I'm a Costco ho, Costco ho
But a 100 guac packs, man, you already know

I'm a Costco ho, Costco ho
Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low
I'm a Costco ho, Costco ho
Make Covid my b... with these toilet paper rolls

Oh yeah
Costco ho