"White Female MC (Demo)" lyrics
(Yo, yo, yo, what up? Are y'all ready to start right now? Princess Superstar, the craziest white bitch in the world)
Hey! Princess Superstar here. Thanks a lot, you did a really good job
Okay, I'm gonna just lace this beat. Check it
White female MC, that's me, I'll probably be a novelty, so advance apologies, but now everyone's calling me!
Checkin' Motorolas, Tommy Mottola, Coca-cola, just 'cuz I wanna be the first white girl, no livin' soldier!
Hold your horses, am I allowed to talk that way? Do I look like I should able to walk and talk that way?
Now that I got Em's flow outta the way, thanks Vanilla Ice for pavin' our way! Hooray!
And Dr. Dre said: Nothin'! Cuz I never talked to him, but I've been considerin' stalkin' him or at least gettin' an autograph while a gawk at him signin' my copy of Straight Outta Compton, but damn, there's always bodyguards blockin' him!
And as for the magazines I'm stoppin' 'em! So call me names like "Feminem" (Ew!)
Sounds like period protection for me and my friends
But I promise I won't ever pretend that I'm somethin' I'm not
Except I might wright bad things in a yacht, and pretend that I bought
Hey, everybody, look at me! (woo woo)
Yo, who's that crazy white girl MC?
Princess Superstar, yeah that's me
(Yeah, we got a white female MC)
Hey I respect the culture! Oh shit, they're gonna think I'm a vulture in the Dolce and Gabbana
Doesn't matter, but my skin's the color of pancake batter, and I can't freestyle too well so it makes it even sadder
But luckily now it's gonna go for my ass to get fatter
I'd rather be doin' this than [?] I can prove that I got all the right records up on my shelf
And before my parents woke, we were poor! So I got some street cred, um, I just um, need a little more
Rhymed until my vocal cords got sore. Hey, Dior, open the door! This ain't 1994!
Everyone's ready for the hardcore suburban blonde girl next door, I can open on the, um, 50 Cent floor
Rhymin' and stealin' in the LA state. Better buy me now, kids, before it's too late!
'Cuz I'm great, and I'm not stoppin' 'till my shiny white face is peakin' out of [?] record crate
(Yeah, I told y'all mothafuckas! I told all y'all! You can't fuck with that white ass! Yeah, crazy, Princess!)
Look, I ain't a gangsta, no doubt. The only driveby I do is by McDonald's take out or Sizzle Steakhouse
Wanna makeout? We can take out an SUV in the back country where people need those big cars actually
Got exactly one minute, one second, to do some convincin' take my [?] on the record I'm thinkin'!
Gotta make it catchy, so Tyrell will have me. Nothin' too nasty 'cuz I wanna win the Grammy one day and take my daddy (aw)
Just gimme a try! I know a ton of other white girls wanted to apply, and prolly qualify, but position filled by [?]
Typical, I got some sex appeal, but it still took me four records before I got a real record deal
For reals, I'm gonna be okay, you can get with this. Passin' me que vous couvassiez in the crypts
I want Jacob on my wrist, platinum on my fist
A new set of Lil' Kim tips and Jay to kiss or Jay-Z to kiss (mwah)
So is it alright for me to be? Do you see what I can see, a white female MC?
Or maybe just a nice female MC. Maybe just a nice MC. Or maybe just me
Hey, everybody, look at me! (woo woo)
Yo, who's that crazy white girl MC?
Princess Superstar, yeah that's me
(Yeah, we got a white female MC)
Hey! Princess Superstar here. Thanks a lot, you did a really good job
Okay, I'm gonna just lace this beat. Check it
White female MC, that's me, I'll probably be a novelty, so advance apologies, but now everyone's calling me!
Checkin' Motorolas, Tommy Mottola, Coca-cola, just 'cuz I wanna be the first white girl, no livin' soldier!
Hold your horses, am I allowed to talk that way? Do I look like I should able to walk and talk that way?
Now that I got Em's flow outta the way, thanks Vanilla Ice for pavin' our way! Hooray!
And Dr. Dre said: Nothin'! Cuz I never talked to him, but I've been considerin' stalkin' him or at least gettin' an autograph while a gawk at him signin' my copy of Straight Outta Compton, but damn, there's always bodyguards blockin' him!
And as for the magazines I'm stoppin' 'em! So call me names like "Feminem" (Ew!)
Sounds like period protection for me and my friends
But I promise I won't ever pretend that I'm somethin' I'm not
Except I might wright bad things in a yacht, and pretend that I bought
Hey, everybody, look at me! (woo woo)
Yo, who's that crazy white girl MC?
Princess Superstar, yeah that's me
(Yeah, we got a white female MC)
Hey I respect the culture! Oh shit, they're gonna think I'm a vulture in the Dolce and Gabbana
Doesn't matter, but my skin's the color of pancake batter, and I can't freestyle too well so it makes it even sadder
But luckily now it's gonna go for my ass to get fatter
I'd rather be doin' this than [?] I can prove that I got all the right records up on my shelf
And before my parents woke, we were poor! So I got some street cred, um, I just um, need a little more
Rhymed until my vocal cords got sore. Hey, Dior, open the door! This ain't 1994!
Everyone's ready for the hardcore suburban blonde girl next door, I can open on the, um, 50 Cent floor
Rhymin' and stealin' in the LA state. Better buy me now, kids, before it's too late!
'Cuz I'm great, and I'm not stoppin' 'till my shiny white face is peakin' out of [?] record crate
(Yeah, I told y'all mothafuckas! I told all y'all! You can't fuck with that white ass! Yeah, crazy, Princess!)
Look, I ain't a gangsta, no doubt. The only driveby I do is by McDonald's take out or Sizzle Steakhouse
Wanna makeout? We can take out an SUV in the back country where people need those big cars actually
Got exactly one minute, one second, to do some convincin' take my [?] on the record I'm thinkin'!
Gotta make it catchy, so Tyrell will have me. Nothin' too nasty 'cuz I wanna win the Grammy one day and take my daddy (aw)
Just gimme a try! I know a ton of other white girls wanted to apply, and prolly qualify, but position filled by [?]
Typical, I got some sex appeal, but it still took me four records before I got a real record deal
For reals, I'm gonna be okay, you can get with this. Passin' me que vous couvassiez in the crypts
I want Jacob on my wrist, platinum on my fist
A new set of Lil' Kim tips and Jay to kiss or Jay-Z to kiss (mwah)
So is it alright for me to be? Do you see what I can see, a white female MC?
Or maybe just a nice female MC. Maybe just a nice MC. Or maybe just me
Hey, everybody, look at me! (woo woo)
Yo, who's that crazy white girl MC?
Princess Superstar, yeah that's me
(Yeah, we got a white female MC)
Thanks to hungryhipp07 for adding these lyrics.
