"Couldn't Care Less" lyrics

I posted a picture and it got a bunch of likes
That "she should lose weight" comment kept me up all night
I hit reply and made a little light of what they said
Like I couldn't care less
Walked the carpet, sat a couple rows up from the stage
Hoping I would hear mine, then they said a different name
I was clapping, laughing, smiling, standing in a sparkly dress
Like I couldn't care less

Ooh, like it don't mean something
Ooh, like to me it's nothing
Like I do my best to tune it out
Shut the door
Like I couldn't care less
Hell, I couldn't care more

Hate I had to miss my friend from high school's wedding day
I felt bad about it, didn't know what else to say
Other than congratulations in an I'm so sorry text
Yeah, I bet she read it like I couldn't care less

Ooh, like it don't mean something
Ooh, like to me it's nothing
Like I do my best to tune it out
Shut the door
Like I couldn't care less
Hell, I couldn't care more
Hell, I couldn't care more

I miss church some Sundays 'cause I'm running on the road
But heaven's still a place that I know I'm gonna go
Sometimes that Bible's dusty sitting right beside the bed
Like I couldn't care less

Ooh, like it don't mean something
Ooh, like to me it's nothing
Like I do my best to tune it out
Shut the door
Like I couldn't care less
Hell, I couldn't care more
Yeah, I couldn't care more