"Utter Crap Song" lyrics

I hid inside my room like a fucking coward.
The past eighteen months flashed before me in the last eight long hours.
It was amazing you finally got a rise out of me.
Out of me.

I laughed, I cried (well I tried, but I laughed again).
Who the fuck needs a caricature to be their friend?
It's so fucking stupid.
I'm just as scared and insecure as you
Maybe even times two.

And I wonder what you really thought of me.
An intimate friend? a loud-mouth jerk or just a novelty?
This is not an apology, just therapy,
Cause as we all know (and apparently), I don't need anybody.