"Judge" lyrics

Well, I've never been known to mince my words
Some call me "Judge"
I'm so blissfully fixated that it's gettin' kinda hard
Just to get me to budge
Well, I'm authoritative and legislative
And now I wanna rule your roost
And I've sworn to tackle the issues
Which nobody gives a flying fuck about

Judge! I'm your bystander
Judge! I'm your worst spectator
Judge! With no explanations
Judge! Or any expectations
Judge! You're on low heat
And it's the judge who occupies this seat
Looking to pass the time of day
And fixin' to put you all away

"Protect and serve the powers that be"
Well, that's me, and you'll see
That I'm here just to fuck you over
And forever so forcefully
The promises made are promises broken in my mind
And you'll find that the truth you seek
Will never see the light of day again
For justice is blind

Judge! I'm your bystander
Judge! I'm your worst spectator
Judge! With no explanations
Judge! Or any expectations
Judge! You're on medium heat
And it's the judge who occupies this seat
Looking to pass the time of day
And fixin' to put you all away, okay?

Judge, judge, judge, judge...
Judge, judge, judge, judge...

As the gavel drops, we get some order in the court
The defense was heard
And we've had about enough
Of your remarks and retorts
The court shall take a brief recess
To prepare the accused for incarceration
Guess I'll take it as a win
'Cause either way, you lose

Judge! I'm the gold standard
Judge! I'm your worst dictator
Judge! And your exploitation
Judge! Is my excitation
Judge! You're on high heat
And it's the judge who occupies this seat
Looking to put you all away
This judge is here to stay!