"Sex Tapes" lyrics

Here's looking at you, kid!
It was gonna leak eventually, so eventually it did
And bad news travels fast, I think
In minutes half the country
Will be stiff, stiff inside their pants

All the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet
And all the boys are jerkin' off in private on the internet

The manager is sweating, the parents' smoking cigarettes
It doesn't matter, if the vision flatters
It's the nudity and that much is understood
That much is understood (that much is understood)
And it better be, it fucking better be, it better be good

Cause she looks hungry on that tape
Yeah she looks starving in that limelight
In that sickly green
She might have been
A girl I know or a place I've seen

Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet
And all the boys are jerkin' off in private on the internet
Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet
And all the boys are jerkin' off in private on the internet

Between the sweat and the silhouette
Between the drink and the regret
Have your fill but don't forget
Everyone's naked!

Somewhere on the internet
Somewhere on the internet

The Jonas generation's got rings wrapped 'round their dicks
The whole world waits with patience for one them boys to slip
Reflected, directed by one simple fact
Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back
Reflected, directed by one simple fact
Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back

In that sickly green, she might have been
A girl I know or a place I've seen
In that sickly green, she might have been
A fantasy that I've foreseen

Get it up, get it off online
Get it up, get it on, get it off online
In that sickly green, she might have been
A girl I know or a place I've seen
A girl I know or a place I've seen