"3800 Tigers" lyrics

There's 3,800 tigers in this world
But there's far too many of you
Of you, fools

They have teeth
They don't bite
But they chew
That's just what they do

3,800 tigers swept the series
But none played as good as you
Sweet Lou

In the future, rules change
More brutal statistics

Immaculate innings
Through the darkness
Above the violence
The crowd is chanting, the crowd is screaming
The crowd is chanting, the crowd is screaming
"Yeah, eat em up now, yeah, eat em up now
Yeah, eat em up now, yeah, eat em up now"

Eat em up, tigers
Yeah, eat them up, tigers
Yeah, eat 'em up now, tigers
Yeah, eat 'em up now, tigers
There's not a lot that you can't top
Now beat the Sox
Now beat the Sox