"PUPTHEBAND Inc. Is Filing For Bankruptcy" lyrics

I think I'm gonna blast off
Too old for teen angst, too young to be washed
If that's the hand that feeds, then I might as well just cut it off

I used to be reckless and too broke to eat
Now all of my friends have bidets in their ensuites
I burnt every bridge, they said, "You're done in this town"
Yeah, how's that working out?

I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

So you're selling insurance? That's so inspiring
Give me two more years, let me know if they're hiring
I'll be honest, it felt pretty great
The free shoes and the critical acclaim
I sold those Nikes, I bought a new guitar case
It's called protecting your investments

I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

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There's no place I'd rather be instead
Even though everybody here is fucked in the head
I'm truly grateful for the life that I've led
I'm just being dramatic

And failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

Thanks for having us
It's an honour
And I just wanna thank
All the sponsors