"King Of The Moon" lyrics

I've got a plan
I've got it all figured out
I have all the answers
And I've removed all my doubts
Move up to the moon and get myself a job
Start by sweeping floors and work my way up
With a little skill and a little bit of luck
I'll befriend a billionaire on my way to the top

I want, I want, I want, I want
I want to be King of the Moon
(One small step for man, one giant leap for shareholder value)

When I was a boy
All alone in my room
Lights off by the window
And I'd stare at the moon
Open up my phone, make a new profile
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I want, I want, I want, I want
I want to be King of the Moon
(A life among the stars could be yours today - zero-dollar payment plans available)

I want, I want, I want, I want
I want to be King of the Moon
(Join me, and together we can buy and sell the galaxy)

Laugh at all your jokes
Deny the complaints as a hoax
It's only your fault if you're broke
No one said that you could ever go home
Crush the protests with one stroke
Cut off the air to the dome
Let the moon slaves choke
Nobody on Earth needs to know
As long as...

I can, I can, I can, I can
I can be King of the Moon
(Your oxygen supply has been turned off because you reached your monthly limit, turning it back on may lead to additional charges)

I want, I want, I want, I want
I want to be King of the Moon
(Our mission: to explore profitable new worlds. To boldly sell where no one has sold before)

I want, I want, I want, I want
I want to be King of the Moon