"Pool Hall Chili" lyrics

Ow
(Yeah)

I don't care for no Carl's Jr
Bob can keep his big fat boy
Burger King don't correct my mother
Gimme some pool hall chili, let me make some noise
Oh

I don't eat no calamari (Oh)
Looking at a squid don't pull my chain
Fighting on a stilt don't light my brother
It takes pool hall chili just to light my flame

(Pool hall chili) It's hot and nasty
Uh
(Pool hall chili) Fucking brown
(Pool hall chili) It puts a blast of Tabasco
And a cold brew to wash this pool hall chili down
(Pool hall chili)
Pool hall chili is my little man
(Pool hall chili)
Let's go down the reds and shoot again

My daddy loved that pool hall chili
Now this old man says he ain't around
Oh, my old man lived to be 120
Until pool hall chili put him in the ground

(Pool hall chili) Put your hair on a cue ball
A pool hall chili those seconds on the side
(Pool hall chili) A blast of Tabasco
And just a bowl to go because I feel like taking a ride
(Pool hall chili)
Ow

If you be nice, I might let you lick my spoon
Ooh
Oh

(Pool hall chili) Pool hall chili and my little man
(Pool hall chili) Let's go down the reds and shoot again
Huh hmpf hree hoo
Huh hmpf hree hoo
Huh hmpf hree hoo
Huh hmpf ohh (Pool hall chili)
(Pool hall chili)
(Pool hall chili)
I'm eating pool hall chili
(Pool hall chili)
(Pool hall chili)