"Rex Dark" lyrics

Welcome to the secret domain of Rex Dark
Eskimo spy, immaculately conceived in the Arctic tundra
Raised by polar bears, squeezer of the unsquoozen
Emperor of the north
Adventurer of sex
And extremely gentle on delicate feminine tissues
Along with his sidekick, Buck Fifty
And his secretary, Vervania Marin Klondike Slut
Rex Dark wages an internal battle against the dreaded 4th density saucer weasels
The year is 1999
The place ... North Hollywood, California
You are there

The sun was setting just like a big red bloody snow cone
In the city, the angels were dying like maggots in a microwave
Ah, and you could smell the hamburger grease all the way down to Rosarito
And nobody cared about nothing, except getting laid
Ah, the moon was high, and so was all the whores and winos
And the full moon shining through the smog
Made Hollywood gleam just like gold
I was cruising sunset strip in a flat black Eldarado
I was just looking for a Mexican girl I could call my own
To be or not to be
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