"Dodged A Bullet" lyrics

Baby, you make me cry like Niagara Falls
When you got home from Europe
Tap water, toothbrush, ripped ya shirt up
Phone bill with a number I ain't heard of
You've got a husband and I've got a wife
I can guarantee she's cooler than ya dude is
Thanks for introducing me to little Cupid
Ya prolly spreadin' crazy rumors, I ain't stupid

But I'm so much better off
With who I ended up with
I thank the stars
Over and over and over and over again

I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet

You chose someone else on a summer night
A French foreign exchange student
Sweet-talkin' fella, might've been a nudist
I don't blame ya, even though he wasn't fluent
I like to stroll down memory lane
A little too much, I admit it
Wonder if ya ever wanna buy a ticket
Prolly sounds like I still wanna kick it

But I'm so much better off
With who I ended up with
I thank the stars
Over and over and over and over again

I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet