"Officer Full Beard (SKIT)" lyrics

Oh shit, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Imma call you right back, the police right there
(Damn that shit's clean!
What kinda Armor All he got?!)

License and registration, sir
Take your hands off the glass first of all, officer
Listen, listen, why don't you put the blunt out?
(Damn the weed smell good)
What's all this smoking here?!
You fucking piece of shit man
Imma let you take it from here, I don't wanna lose my mind
Sir you're doing 100 in a 45
I'm just in something mean right now, why y'all fucking with me?
Oh you trying to get mean? What's up with your man Officer Full Beard, man? Why he, why on my back like that?
Yo, yo Imma start filming!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Pete, is that Raekwon?
I don't care who he is
You figured it out! You finally fucking figured it out, man!
(Leave him alone!
You're just stopping him cause he's black!)
Y'all giving me a ticket or what? What the fuck is we doing?
Slow it down a little
Stop that, man, tell them they need to buy you a new pair of boots and a law enforcement, man
Man that's a nice haircut you got too, brother
Oh this guy right here, man, this guy right here