"The Knuckles Rap" lyrics

Alright, alright, here's a shoutout to Knuckles fans everywhere, represent! This is for the ladies who love animals and hate robots. We're running Knuckles Rap 2012. Y'all be trippin for this!... I heard that on the radio once.

I'm Knuckles the Echidna
The guy who wouldn't kid ya
'Bout the powers I control
You believe me? No, or did ya?

I can break my fist through walls
Or use my glide to slow my falls
And since I'm only two feet tall
I can punch Eggman in the gall-bladder!

I hang out with my crew
We're sporting yellow, red and blue!
My friends might seem a little funky
But they're cool for furry dudes

We can run the speed of light
Throw down robots in a fight
You see, the only problem is
That Knuckles isn't very bright!

I get tricked by the Eggman! Tricked by the Eggman!
If I try to make a plan
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm feeling pretty fly
I get tricked by the Eggman!
I can't tell which friends are mine
I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm chillin' with my Chao
Or when I'm furrowing my brow
I'm even thinkin' 'bout it now
I'm gettin' tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm tricked by the Eggman
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When he's pulling on my leg, man
I get tricked by the Eggman!

Yeah, breakin' that beat down like a Robotnik Badnik. Haha! Oh, whoops... Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle. Word to your mother! Tell her she makes good cookies.

I'm climbin' through the zones
Sorry, homes, I'm all alones
I can spin a bit to win
I'm here to Pwn in parts unknown

See my friends? I got a billion
They're all about mammalian
A million reptillian
Word up, this is for real-ian

Don't need an extra life
I got ninety-freakin-five
You can roughly stuff enough to
Juice your Sega Mega Drive!

I got sex appeal to spare
From my red head dreadlocks hair
But ad nauseum 'bout my awesome, point is
Eggman don't play fair!

I get tricked by the Eggman! Tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm feeling strictly ticked
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm pimpin' out my gear
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I run too fast to steer
I get tricked by the Eggman!

When Chaos possesses the frog
I get tricked by the Eggman!
Don't forget the werehog, dog
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm tricked by the Eggman
I get tricked by the Eggman!
All his plans are pretty vague, man
So I'm tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm stung by robo-bees
I get tricked by the Eggman!
Takin' arrows to the knee
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I find myself enflamed
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I know I've lost The Game
I get tricked by the Eggman!

I drop Sonic down a hole
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When my email's all Rick Roll
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm frying and I'm dying
And it turns out Eggman's lying
I get tricked by the Eggman!
Tricked by the ONE MORE TIME

When I fall from tipsy lifts
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When I'm playing Sonic Drift
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When Shadow joins the game
I get tricked by the Eggman!
When Chris Thorndike's super lame
I get tricked by the Eggman!

When I'm playing Knux Chaotics
I get tricked by the Eggman
Never take antibiotics that you got from Dr. Eggman

He's duplicitous, unscrupulous, voluminous and ruth-i-less
Realize his lies and guise comprise all sides of Dr. Eggman
Cause he's

...hey...who turned my music off? DAGH! I've BEEN TRICKED BY THE EGGMAN!