"Middle Age Crisis" lyrics

Met her at the car wash
She was half of my age or more
And with her was a young child
From a lover that she had before
I'm not quite sure how it came about
But we started talking about the rent
All she needed was a little love
Said my money would be well spent

Now people say sex is just sex
That a kiss is just a kiss
Mm, I don't believe it
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this
All my friends are laughing
Saying it's a middle age crisis
They don't understand
I don't give a damn
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this

(Dame un beso mi amor)
I believe she loves me

I had it done, I had it done
I never had it done like this, baby
I had it done
But I ain't never had it done like this

Oh, there's no fool like an old fool from the old school
My brother said, "You better wake up, you better break it up"
I appreciate the concern for me
I realize that I probably should
But when she's laying me
Probably playing me
I never had it feel so good

Now people say sex is just sex
That a kiss is just a kiss
Mm, I don't believe it
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this
All my friends are laughing
Saying it's a middle age crisis
They don't understand
I don't give a damn
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this

Everybody stay out of my business
Can I have a little bit of happiness?
Maybe I'm just a fool
It's possible, I guess
But still, I don't give a damn
'Cause I never had it done like this

(Dame un beso mi amor)

Lie for her
Die for her
Even change my whole world round for her
Baby girl's got me twisted
She knows that I can't resist it (I'm in love)

Now people say sex is just sex
That a kiss is just a kiss
Mm, I don't believe it
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this
All my friends are laughing
Saying it's a middle age crisis
They don't understand
I don't give a damn
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this

Never had it done like this, baby
People telling me
It's a middle age crisis
Must be love
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this
All my friends are laughing
Saying it's a middle age crisis
They don't understand
I don't give a damn
'Cause I ain't never had it done like this
Never had it done like this, baby