"Finding A Catholic Man To Love The Love Of My Life" lyrics

I'm in a pickle
I've found the love of my life
But if I ever want to make her my wife
That's when the problems will arise

She's so gorgeous won't you come and see
But she can't be with someone like me
I pray that there's a miracle for me
Or else we simply can never be

So I'm finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I'm old and grey I hope you'll be happy either way

She's got a smile that'll melt you in your heart
She's got wits to make you move your feet
Alas the universe has me beat
Pushed apart just as soon as we meet

She's got the beauty and she's got the mind
The best damn person that you'll ever find
I wish that she could stay as mine
Oh God won't you give a sign

So I'm finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I'm old and grey I hope you'll be happy either way

I'm finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I'm old and grey I hope you'll be happy either way
(Alright)

So I'm finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I'm old and grey I hope you'll be happy either way

I'm finding a Catholic man to love the love of my life
When I'm old and grey I hope you'll be happy either way

When I'm old and grey you know I'll still love you anyways