"I Wanna Eat Sardines (With Yer Mother)" lyrics

I wanna eat sardines with your mother
I wanna eat sardines with your mother

There's one thing I would not do
With my fishy attitude
Mumsy's got the right to choose
She don't want no processed food

I wanna eat sardines with your mother
I wanna eat sardines with your mother
No, I don't wanna eat sardines with no other
'Cause I just wanna eat sardines with your mother

Not my menu, not my scene
Only eat superb cuisine
It's not healthy for your gut
Would not feed that to my mutt
So disgusting, nasty plan
Taking plastic packet scran
All you sickies eat yer sheet
'Membering you're what you eat

I wanna eat sardines with your mother
Yeah, I only wanna eat sardines with your mother
I never, never wanna eat no fish with no other
'Cause I only wanna eat sardines with your mother

And oysters too