"My Weed's Been Taken (Skit)" lyrics

Hello? Ayy, Shonda
Doc, what you want?
Right now, my weed has been taken
Ah, nigga
What's your girl name, Tisha?
Yeah, Tisha
Put her on the goddamn phone
Nigga hold on; Tisha, he wanna talk to you
Hello?
I don't know who you are
And I damn sure don't know what the fuck you was doing snooping around my room and shit
And if you were looking for a safe, I could tell you right now, bitch, I don't have money
But what I do have is a particular set of ass whooping skills
Ass whoopings Doc been giving out to people for a very long period of my career
Ass whoopings that'll make me a nightmare to people like you
Nigga, I seen you put your
Nah, nah, hold up, bitch
Now, if you bring back my weed that you stole, that'd be the end of it
I will not look for you, nor will I hunt your ass down
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you
And bitch, I will kill you
Nigga, you put your weed in the shoe under the bed tryna hide it from us and shit
That's right
Nah girl, I looked under the goddamn bed in my shoe, I ain't s—
Oh, oh. [*laughs*] Oh shit, you was right, it was in my shoe
Nigga, fuck you