"Human Of The Year" lyrics

Hello? Hello?
Calling a Karl Projectorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won, dear sir
May I congratulate you first?
Oh, what an honor

Human, human of the year and you've won
Human, human of the year and you've won

Why are you so scared
You stand there shaking in your pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold

Human, human of the year and you've won
Human, human of the year and you've won

You have won

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honor
And though they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
And thus the cathedral had spoken
Wishing well to all us sinners
And with a sigh grew silent
'Til next year's big human winner

Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honor
And though they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothers

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hello? Hello?
Calling a Karl Projectorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won