"Intro (WFUK AM 420)" lyrics

(Brooks Buford) W-F-U-K AM 420 now interrupts your regular radio programming for broadcast of the One Duck County Demon game

[Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford):]
Hey pussies, and welcome to the first game of the new season. I'm Chuck Janke

[Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone):]
And this is Wink Dinkerson. I tell ya, it was a rough year for our guys last season

[Chuck Janke:]
Sure was. Well, it started off good, but then just went to straight fecal matter thrown into a DC-10 engine, if ya know what I mean!

[Wink Dinkerson:] Yeah, some real turd action

[Chuck Janke:] Yeah, a shit-twister, if you will!

[Wink Dinkerson:] Yeah, I heard Danny Boone had stomach surgery

[Chuck Janke:] Sure did

[Wink Dinkerson:] Apparently his liver fell out in his Warner Robbins home

[Chuck Janke:] God, what a dick

[Wink Dinkerson:] Really

[Chuck Janke:] Yeah, Brooks Buford ended up in the ER with a hole in his nose

[Wink Dinkerson:] Yeah, and we all know what that was from

[Chuck Janke:] We sure do. God, what an asshole

[Wink Dinkerson:] Who does he think he is? Darryl Strawberry? Geeze louise

[Chuck Janke:]
Yeah, he's a little Robert Downey, Jr. Yeah, well, it looks like they're about to come out on the field now

[Wink Dinkerson:] Well, folks, let's hope for a better season than the last. America -

[Chuck Janke:] Tell 'em Wink

[Wink Dinkerson:] Heeeeeeeeeeeeere come the Demons!