"Rosenberg Skit" lyrics

"Rosenberg Skit"

[Verse 1 - Peter Rosenberg]

What a beautiful day it's been at Beth Shalom, Miami

I'm rabbi Peter Rosenberg and I wanna congratulate our Bar Mitzvah Ricky Rozay

I've never seen a service so lavish

I've never seen such a spread like the luncheon provided by Wing Stop

So delicious and we thank you

Never have I seen such beautiful titties hanging out at a Bar Mitzvah service before

But it's appropriate because today, Ricky, you are a man

And you will enjoy the fruits that come with being a man

And that's why tonight we will all be out together with the MMG family and all of Rick's friends at the beautiful King of Diamonds gentlemen's club to celebrate, to have a nosh and to enjoy each other's company

Ricky now that you are Bar Mitzvah, what would you like to say to the community?


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