"Sparkling Sportsmanship" lyrics

(Hey, my eyes are up here, Dan Tony)

Floating round down on a half a ticket like Aladdin
Imma take a nap on the periwinkle palace
Sapphire stallion could have played for the mavericks
Can't do state time, stash still by the state line
I don't do average Montclair mattress
Two twin clippers got me playing for the
Cowboys
Imma crush the coke with the Cuban
Imma 3 wheel through the ancient ruins
Imma run it back out in Dallas
Diamond Dallas page when I'm cutting through the traffic
Seats all white like a bridesmaids
Everlast bag filled up with the evidence
I don't like what they had to say so I muted them
I'm a three-wheel leave em lost in Bermuda

Yeah, I'ma chop the block on Burberry big blade
You're gonna have a slumber party sleeping with the stingrays
Leave it up to her she gon kidnap your kids
Chopper barrel spinning in a circle like a Ferris wheel
Chopper barrel spinning in a circle like a carousel
Said too much had to remix in Portuguese
Sucker ass fake drug dealers selling fentanyl
Summertime I'm a somersault through the sun roof
Gotta have stars in the room of the Cullinan
Picnic table just to roll up the runtz
Turn the music back up I don't even like to talk much
Play with Dan Tony get burnt like five blunts
No one shaking hands should have tried for the swim team
Riding on my waves I'ma drag you through the everglades
Emerald cut diamonds, brick style like a cinder block
They wanted me to play outside like a stepchild
Talk to me now thick skin like a reptile
Ima cash cow drinking mezcal
Way in Moscow
Ima valet park the Tahoe out in Costco
Had to cop a crossbow