"Your Gay Friend" lyrics

Woohoo!

Hey, hey, here comes no one
Another friend to have a go on
And she asks me, do I miss her when she's gone?
And I reply "as much as I miss anyone"

Oh! Woohoo
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
'Til we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
Always in my head is a face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrong
Make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asked me how I'm feeling
When I don't want to think that hard

Oh! Woohoo!
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
'Til we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
Jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
Always in my head is a face between us

It's the late show now
How does the late show end
Well, if God is in the details
Thank God that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You're my friend again
My gay friend

Oh! Woohoo! Erhh
So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
Always in my head is a space between us
And I'll be your gay friend
As your marriage never ends
'Til we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
Oh! Woohoo!