"Sexistential" lyrics

Fuck an app, I need me some IRL
I'm on the clock, just gimme your ASL
Fuck a Plan B baby, it's no big deal
I'm already ten weeks in maternity
Fuck a single mom, I'm not judgmental
In my sweatpants and some juicy hentai
Fuck a therapist, it's not mental
I need philosophy, this shit is existential

So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said, "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?"
Well, Adam Driver always did kind of give me a boner
She's like, "Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"

I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
It's existential

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom
This shit is existential
Fuck a Plan B baby
Fuck a therapist
Shit is ex—

I been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests
Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive shit I don't need
Bossy, bad, and boujee
Like push, push, hold it, breathe

I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Shit is existential

My body's a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside that exists in between my thighs
Do I have the consistent will to persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker's got twenty in the clip, ready to fire

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom
Fuck a Plan B baby
Fuck a therapist

I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential