"The Largest Elizabeth In The World" lyrics

Didn't you ever feel like the largest Elizabeth in the world?
Usually at a time when the boy is oblivious to the girl
Ireadinthepapertheotherdaythishasbeenhappeningtoeverbodymoreandmore
Thescientistsareonthecasebuttheystilhaven'tfiguredoutwhatitisthatitis happening for

Slow down, slow down, slow down

Wouldn't you like to feel like yourself after suffering so many years?
If you were asked to the party by somebody else you wouldn't be sitting home in tears
Ormaybeyou'reoneofthoseinterestingpeoplewhodon'tgooutbuttheygettheirbest work done
Bykeepingthemselvesinthehouseoffthestreetandawayfromthescenewhenit'stimefortherest to have fun

Slow down, slow down, slow down
Come on, slow down, slow down

They say the world's over
Goodbye see you next time, next time
You don't have to go

Whatiftheaftereffectoftheterriblebombisunusualbeyondbelief?
Wouldn'tyouratherthewholepopulationhadlistenedtosomebodyliketheoldIndian Chief?
Turnitaroundandgobacktothatsimpletruckstoponthewaytotheunfortunate world
YoumightbethelargestElizabethbutElizabethisstillagoodnametohaveifyou'rea girl

Slow down, come on, slow down
Slow down, slow down, slow down
Slow down, slow down, slow down