"All My Exes Live In Vortexes" lyrics

I hope no one had to piss in a bottle at work
To get me the thing I ordered on the Internet

But I am no responsible party
I'm just a middle sized fish
In a pile of plastic
Wider than Texas
A pile of plastic
You wonder why I'm a
Poor sport

Squeezing my pores in the bathroom
I'm not ready yet to go back to the people
Fall short
Every chance that I give
You say speak for yourself
I say you don't listen

You want
Everything, everything, everything all at once
Everything, everything, everything all at once
Everything
All at once

I know every time you sip from a bottle of piss
And remember me, the memory degrades
(The memory degrades)
I need no responsible parting
You can think me away in your mind made of plastic
Your mind made of plastic
In your mind made of plastic
You wonder why I'm a
Poor sport

Squeezing my pores in the bathroom
I'm not ready yet to go back to pretending
Fall short
Every chance that I got
You say speak for yourself
I say maybe I am

Maybe I want everything, everything, everything all at once
Everything, everything, everything all at once

Everything, everything, everything all at once
(Take the trash out, fill the trash up, pull the plastic from the food stuff)

Everything, everything, everything all at once
(Take the trash out, fill the trash up, pull the plastic from the food stuff)

Take the trash out, fill the trash up, pull the plastic from the food stuff
Take the trash out, fill the trash up, pull the plastic from the food stuff