"Alimonia" lyrics

She took away my house
She took away my car
She took away my paintings and my outfit [?]
It was adultery

I got the blues so bad
Now I'm paying alimony

The next wife swore
She saw me at the store
Buy lots of goodies
For the woman next door

Oh no, that was only a flirt
She got the wrong idea
Now think I've caught alimonia

Alimonia
It's the finest way to die
Alimonia
If you can't afford to try

Well, get yourself a home
And then another too
And believe me when I tell you
Alimonia is better than food

Wow

Well, I'll tell you how it is
The new wife said: "This hair upon the bed"
And she said: "I ain't got a blonde hair
You know mine is red"

Oh no, but she blamed it on me
Now listen
I ain't no one to blame
It's the fault of my new secretary

Alimonia
It's the finest way to die
Alimonia
If you can't afford to try

Well, get yourself a home
And then another too
And believe me when I tell you
Alimonia is better than food

Alimonia
It's the finest way to die
Alimonia
If you can't afford to try