"All About That Rice" lyrics

Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
Oh, herro
I'm all about that rice, about that rice, rice, rice

I ain't no Japanese, I don't know kung-fu
But I could bake a bacon, it's what I chose to do
I got that goo goo sauce, give you a taste of my soy sauce
All over your face (heh)
Don't go to P.F. Chang, fuck all that IHOP
I give you Goo Goo beef with side of soda pop
If you are really hungry, come eat it up
Chicken cum with fortune cookie and a wonton lollipop

Yeah, my grandma she told me put curry on all the rice
(Drop, drop egg drop, drop)
She said curry is better with goo goo mixed up inside
(Curry, curry, ah, curry, curry)
Yeah, I won't be no bitch nigga serving you free eggroll
(Drop, drop egg drop, drop)
So if that's what you're into, then go different restaurant

Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
Vote Pedro
I'm all about that rice, about that rice (hey)

I'm bringing curry back, go head and tell them chinky ninja's that
No, I just play, I know you think you're black
But I here to tell you every meal come with coupon
For half off at dry cleaning store

Yeah, my grandma she told me put curry on all the dogs
(Drop, drop egg drop, drop)
She said boys like a little more curry with shitzu paws
(Curry, curry, ah, curry, curry)
Yeah, I won't be no bitch nigga serving you free eggroll
(Drop, drop egg drop, drop)
So if that's what you're into, then go leave the restaurant

Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
You want Jell-O?
I'm all about that rice, about that rice

Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
No eggroll
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
You are negro?
I'm all about that rice, you want eggroll? No dice

I'm all about that rice, it's good rice
I'm all about that rice, for good price
I'm all about that rice, but we charge for ice
I'm all about that rice, you know the love of Christ?

Welcome to America, you want to order?
You want goo goo chicken special?
No extra charge for goo
I have hole in my pocket, I feel cocky all day (Hehe)

We have fresh goo made daily

Free rice