"I Am Dracula" lyrics

I know something's up by how she looked at me tonight
Quiet across the dance floor, I am Dracula
Oh these days of celebrations on the floor
Like a film that got loose from the canister

I know it won't be long
Til everything is gone
And you move away to someplace in the Hamptons

I know I'm a ghost
You should've seen me making breakfast
My heart is like an egg without a spatula
Somehow I got tipped
And I can only use remote controls
And like a haunted head shop, no tarantulas
When they figure out sunscreen for the dead
Buy a new bathing suit from amazon instead
Of more cat
I had this dream of
The driver was awesome and wearing an X-men t-shirt
She is laughing
And I think I fell in love
I think I fell in love
I think I fell and broke my arm on the hotel curb

I know somethings up by how she looked at me tonight
Quiet across the dance floor
I am Dracula