"Book Of Lies" lyrics

Somebody, try the side door
You know it's getting kinda late
I'll just assume there's a reason there's nothing on my plate
It sounds a lot like show time
But why am I up at six?
No one told me we'd be playing at Fort Dix

'Round and 'round it never stops
Each day a new surprise
You'll find it all inside
You brand-new book of lies
'Round and 'round where we stop
You guess as good as mine
It's one big comp
Your brand-new book of lies

Will that be yen or lira?
Is that in local time?
And if someone cancelled
What's everybody doing in line?
It's pretty hard to get a signal
A way out here in the sticks
Got a feeling that the local's been up to his old tricks

'Round and 'round it never stops
Each day a new surprise
You'll find it all inside
You brand-new book of lies
'Round and 'round where we stop
You guess as good as mine
It's one big comp
Your brand-new book of lies

I think I know it's Monday
But this is not Milan
I went to sleep in Brussels
And woke up in Japan
Somebody, try the side door
You know it's getting kinda late
I'll just assume there's a reason there's nothing on my plate

'Round and 'round it never stops
Each day a new surprise
You'll find it all inside
You brand-new book of lies
'Round and 'round where we stop
You guess as good as mine
It's one big comp
Your brand-new book of lies