"Black Market Vasectomy" lyrics

As my knife goes in
Epididymis
Patching my ripped skin
I'll never have a kid
While my testes swell
Blood is leaking out
Future's looking dark
Regretting this moment

While my testes swell
Blood is leaking out
Future's looking dark
Regretting this moment

I proceed to cut
It's botched

The pain I suffer more
Know this torture

A pain I've never suffered before
Agonizing, severe torture

Hesitating, brief remorse
Letting nature take its course
Riding out all this pain
Reconstruct my nut sack

I stab my scrotum, incisions
I'll never have sex again

As my knife goes in
Epididymis
Patching my ripped skin
Never have a kid
While my testes swell
Blood is leaking out
Future's looking dark
Regretting this moment

There's a big hole right where my cock was
No way to fix this, no going back

I will suffer this mutilated bag
Vital post-procedure
I'm hoping my junk is not grossly disfigured
Worth a shot