"D'ya Wanna Hear My Guitar?" lyrics

Hey!
D'ya wanna come back the house with me?
I'll make you a cuppa tea
No there's no-one there it's all right
There all gone off tonight
To a social in castlebar
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?

Now I'll show you what I've got
A Gibson polka dot
I've got an amp inside the room
Sure come in and I'll play oua tune
Twinkle twinkle little star
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya know what I mean, Martina?

You can take it in your hands a while
You have it now that's the style
Between the finger and the thumb
A gentle steady strum
See I told ya loveen, its not that hard
D'ya wanna play my guitar?
D'ya wanna play my guitar?
D'ya wanna play my guitar?
D'ya wanna play my guitar?
D'ya know what I mean, Martina?

See I was dreaming of starting a band
With a bag of chips in my hand
Then you came walking past
And I had to ask you
I said Martina, d'ya wanna come back the house with me?
I'll make you a cuppa tea
No there's no-one there it's alright
There all gone off tonight
I'm learning whiskey in the jar
Hang on a second
I hear the oul'-sham parking the car
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna hear my guitar?
D'ya wanna play my guitar?
D'ya wanna hold my guitar?
D'ya know what I mean, Martina?

Earwig...